a looooooong post we spent time on but you probably won't read

Since you're reading my blog I should tell you that hi people i like pie, pie is good. do you know why pie is good???? because there are SO many flavours, that it's like a vacation for my taste buds.... yeah. las vegas... WOO HOOO! vegas... someone talk to me.... please... i'm lonely..... hello! hi. not much. the ceiling. the ground.... of course i am... that's my mama. yup.... mama. remember??? put your arm around...love? you don't need that.... it's a story told by an idiot. no really, that's in the play macbeth. scene 5 people read it. yes macbeth? you don't know macbeth??? what kind of person are you??? DUHHHHH. shakespeare! is a beast. you better. hi people of the world. .... i am writing random things because i'm cool like that. cooler than ice cubes. are you ok??? did you hurt yourself? stop that! monkeys are amazing. except they smell and throw stuff at you.... like poop. i meant poop. dirty monkeys.... they eat stuff. duh..... las vegas baby. mmmmhmmmmm. up to the sky..... mmmmmhmmmmmmm macbeth baby. . :D you don't know it! yup.... i'm all that and a bag of chips. would you like some fries with that?? mmmhmmm. dings fries are done. yup, you know you love the song. family guy! sorry..... yup random...... quoting macbeth.... tomorrow tomorrow you better not leave me! don't leave me please. ok i have to show you my yearbook with all my people [ peeps ] yup they're awesome. bye. mariah carey!! i did spell it right. YOU LEFT ME!!! you lied! stop singing in my ear please.... everyone is leaving me....she doesn't sing well anyway. why is everyone gone??? :( i'm lonely... i'm thirsty... someone get me a drink. LIAR! you left me..... traitor. .... where's kiersten? what? i did. where are you kiersten. the traitors are back...... friendster people of the world unite... tomorrow. no wait, that's the procrastinators. [ amen ] i can't spell hallileuia [ OMG spelled wrong ] nice song playing...... yup... deep stuff.... mmmmhmmmm. this song is catchy... skilled baby. i love it.... it's pretty sweet. king me! oh wait, that's checkers..... hand. i win. traitors.... leaving me to talk to younger people. i don't care.... you're not even in middle school yet. so.... i don't care. YES. i PASSED middle school. i KNOW!! i'm so old.......... i'm not 58! i'm 15. GOSH. thanks.... wrinkles everywhere i'm guessing..... like my teacher! no, just kidding. sorry teachers. love you! [ no, not really ] unless you give me an A. then i will love you- in a legal way anyway. nothing illegal. don't want jail now do you!? i didn't think so. what about your families!?!? don't wanna leave them in the cold now do you??? WHAT KIND OF HEARTLESS PERSON ARE YOU???? no, i'm not kidding. wait, yes i am. it's really good that i didn't mention teacher's names in here..... like people at stanton. yes i said STANTON. you know who you are... 10th grade teachers!! yes, while you sit there reading this, i'm doing your stinkin homework. 2 essays due! CRAZY!. do you have a life??? do you like grading essays????? do you find enjoyment in grading??? do you have a monkey? [ sorry ] i should. but yes... your homework. who cares about functions???? yeah!!! and beowulf. who likes beowulf????? it's stupid. i can't. it's illegal. no it's not. but it will get me in trouble if my teachers find out who's writing this.... i like pie. you know who likes pie? my TEACHER! what kind of pie do you like mr. history man?? apple? you look like an apple pie lovin man.... yeah.. not cherry... you're never red anyway.?? ummmmm blueberry? nahhhh although i think you like blue??? maybe? or maybe boisonberry. sounds like poisonberry to me... i don't wanna poison you! you give me my grades..... how about your wife? does she like pie? did you marry her because she likes pie? she looks like a peach pie lovin woman.. yup peach. ... her skin's kinda a peach color.... wait, aren't they like yellow? ok i take it back. she's pale man. she burns at the beach doesn't she? don't lie. you never go to the beach don't you? you don't want her to burn... do you burn? i'm still talkin to you mr. history man. and you're pie lovin ways. and your pie lovin wife... but yeah..... wait i have a question. how do you coach sports if you burn????? p.s. how does the industrial revolution affect modern day stuff? wait, you might give me an F. nevermind. i'll figure it out. don't give me an F. your wife likes me.... she thinks i'm cool. she's a cool lady. so is my science teacher. are they friends? no she teaches english for seniors. so do you like your wife? well i would HOPE so. you know..... you were very interesting on friday.... your wife came in! remember? then you left... with her.... for 5 minutes.... where were you? we could have burned the room down... and you were with your wife! you have a house for that! you spend EVERY SINGLE DAY TOGETHER! and you leave your class for 5 minutes.... end of story... you have explaining to do mr. history man.... and wait, would that make your wife mrs. history man? or would it be mrs. history woman? wait, she teaches english! so would it be mrs. english history woman? ughhhh i like your real name better.... but i won't type it here. for the reason that you know who i am. and could fail me in a second..... plus... i don't wanna leave your class. i like your class. esp. when.... your WIFE comes in. and you don't LEAVE the room- rather you STAY in the room- with US. copy room... yeah right.. the weird thing is... you said you were going to the copy room... yet you came back with 1) NO PAPER COPIES and 2) YOUR WIFE WASN'T WITH YOU. did you leave her there? did she get stuck in the copy machine???? were you REALLY in the copy room?????????? i didn't think so. feel guilty mr. history man. and mrs. english history woman. whatever you are.... how dare you steal your husband....? that doesn't make sense.... unlock the door- to the copy room...... yup so anyway....teachers. they break your heart. no, not really. they shouldn't love you like that. THAT'S ILLEGAL. yes, police men, you can use this as evidence if you need to...... yup. so on to my science teacher... crazy... in a good way. 2 kids. young... where's your husband? he's always out of town.... that's kinda weird don't you think? but your kids are adorable. i like your kids.... in a strickly "aww what a cute baby" kinda way.... not like "help i'm a creeper" kinda way. yup.... but just one thing though. you keep saying that your baby is new.. he's NOT NEW! HE'S ALMOST A YEAR OLD! that's not old. you did not just give birth to him! you've been here all year now.... traitors........ leaving me again... my neck still hurts from that falling off the building thing.. owww... wow tagalog... i hear it from the TV. my NECK HURTS. someone massage it please. thanks.... your the best. boom shakak laka..... so anyway.. science. do you like science? why? your not asian.... your...umm....canadian. right? your parents were canadian were they not? can you speak canadian? i can speak french.. yup.. we are not stupid... thanks. so back to the whole canadian thing. why do you like science? you should be asian if you like science. yet we have canadians teaching it.. no offense. i frankly LOVE canadians. i love your bacon man... and syrup. that's sweet don't ya know! and your moose. so cute. did you know that moose is in the plural already? you can't say mooses. it's wrong. and if you don't believe me, ask mrs. english history woman! [ that's right, all teachers are connected....] i know you are. i see you in the hallways chatting with one another [ while i'm in the hallway... supposed to be in class. but you can't blame me 'cause i have a hall pass. ] read it an weep. yup...why?????? fine. but anyway..... i know you're all friends. somehow you are........ don't lie. i know you know that i know. don't understand? ask mrs. english history woman. she's good with stuff like that... [ although she's horrible if you don't pay attention to her. ] she likes attention... what are you talking about? i'm surrounded by crazy people.....so moving on with the teachers... oops... so anyway science. traitors are back.... welcome back traitors. i don't care. you left me. you lied to me. get some ice then. put it on your butt. amen. hi future voters. vote for me because i will give you pie. good pie. pie that mr. history man likes. speaking of which.... should i get presents for my teachers?? are we obligated too? pony's not done. neeighghh not done. finish please. that's right. give me a carrot. you know who has grey hair?? mr. history man... on your beard... that's just strange.... does your wife have grey hair?? how can you people have grey hair? you're like 30 people? what have you been doing.... [ in the copy room...] not done yet. NOT DONE. it's either you comb or massage. pick one. haha i can spell. you can;t . NOT DONE NOT DONE NOT DONE NOT DONE NOT DONE NOT DONE. i dont like carrots, stupid hay. neighhhhh i'm a cool horse. whatever. don't offend the pony. NEIGHHHH. fine. darn you. keep combing. stop coughing on me. please. ughhhhhh. everywhere. it's infecting the air. yes. that's not your mouth. yummy. hi. ooohh i know what to talk about. better than pie. yes brad pitt. no not brad pitt. [ got your attention though haha ] I'M NOT DONE. you stop at 12. yes. anyway TWILIGHT. amazing. wonderful. FANPIRE. yup. amazing... people i love alice. she' cool. emmett is woooooww... edward is wooooooow. jasper is wooooowww with less ooos that emmett. because emmett is fine. so anyway i like alice and rosalie [ even though i would totally beat her up for emmett...] and bella... she's clumsy... she needs balance lessons. where are you going. ohh. and i like esme. she's nice. and sweet. and alice is crazy and cool and a little out there.... but awesome because she ripes people's heads off!! and rosalie... whose awesome... too. but i dont have a hairy back. anyway.. you could have had a better attitude in the movie. but i like you just the same... baseball scene was AMAZING. p.s. your crest is not subtle at all... i like alice's better. haha you suck. you can't wear it anywhere. i just bought alice's chocker necklace. i did. i did. seriously. i should wear it to school for my history class. so i can tell the history of sweet awesome vampires. who love humans. like me. love me vampires. bite me! i wanna be a vampire. you know why? cause i'm a fanpire . fanpire. FAN- PIRE. like vampire, except with FAN instead of VAM. stop it. now. already... it's over. you missed my whole twilight story. it was amazing. traitors... thank you. give me a massage. please ohhhhh. that's good...up right there....i'm a pony.. :D neighhhhh . i'm not a bunny. i'm not a beach bunny. i like the night life. like vegas. ohh right there. ;D mmmmmhmhmmmm. beast. sorry. i love that word. it can answer anything. give me a question. someone. beast. beast. my name is beast. yup. beast is a color. no, blue. beast is blue. its whatever you want it to be. beast. mr. beast. mrs. beast. i'm a beast. yup. dirt from a beast. beast. beast. beast. the beast. what ohh h that massaage is the beast. what's what? it's beast> i know. right! a beast. wait, this doesn't give you the permission to use my word now. you can't say beast to anyone. my back is beast. that's not beast. that's a good question. what;s a beast? a beast is me. so i'm the answer to all questions. my face is beast. beast. ok. beast oh look the beast is back. hello manny go home. oww you bit me. that's not beast. who's beast? no, my teacher. yup. THE BEAST . philippines! wooo hoo better than las vegas. yup. mmmmhmmmm . yes. ok...