Pie Obsessed. I think

Hi people!! What is wrong with that pie in the back of your head? That's right! I can look into your mind and see that little pie. You've wasted it!! Eat it or I will eat it for you. I don't know how I will, but. . . I will!!! You haven't even looked at it!! Well, maybbe you have but you haven't even tooken a bite out of it!! Or a nibble! I think I'll just take all the pies in the world and store them in the minds of pie lover since you don't give a flipping french fry about them!!!